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Funny Pillow Quotes & Sayings
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
Unknown
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I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.
Lee Trevino
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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
Unknown
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you...I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
Generose Relano
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Yeah! Real ni...s. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. 1 bed. No pillow case. 1 pillow. Didnt nobody write me. It was early. Woke up. Went back to sleep. Took a nap. You ever go night night ni...?
Kevin Hart
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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im sporting a neck pillow!
Jonas Brothers
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I don't use pillow cases because thug life.
Unknown
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I woke up cuddling with my pillow...Seriously in need of a cuddle buddy.
Unknown
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I'm restin in the lead. I need a pillow and a cover
Lil Wayne
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You know you up when you can count a quarter million right, and if you're down you can slang it like a pillow fight.
Pusha T
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The innocent seldom find an uncomfortable pillow.
William Cowper
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A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
Charlotte Bronte
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If you pillow talking with the women that are screwin' you just know that she gon' tell another ni... when she through wit you.
Drake
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All I'm asking for is a cold pillow, a glass of water, and a little attention. Is that so much to ask. It's a cruel world out there.
Unknown
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An honest man's pillow is his peace of mind.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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When I sleep, I pretend my pillow is you and hold it tight.
Unknown
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