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Funny Pillow Talk Quotes & Sayings
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
Unknown
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I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go.
Lee Trevino
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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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Since you talkin bout me, then lets talk about this money. Lets talk about the cars and why mine shaped funny. Lets talk about the fact you'll never take nothing from me. Lets talk about the fact you ni...s hate I'm up and running.
Pusha T
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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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Kids are all computer-savvy. Sit down and write to your parents on the computer. And just say, I have some questions and I'm scared. There's some stuff I don't know and I really need to talk to you about s... Tear it off and put it on their pillow. They'll read it.
Sue Johanson
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Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.
John Wayne
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
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Everyone should have at least two friends - one to talk to and one to talk about.
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you...I wish that someday I'd dream bout my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
Generose Relano
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Yeah! Real ni...s. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. 1 bed. No pillow case. 1 pillow. Didnt nobody write me. It was early. Woke up. Went back to sleep. Took a nap. You ever go night night ni...?
Kevin Hart
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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When they talk about me they talkin about a king they, talkin about a boss, they talkin about a hustler and when they talk about you they talk about a boy, they talk about a mark, they talk about a buster.
Nipsey Hussle
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
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s.. is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to s...
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