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Funny Plumbing For Ladies Meet Quotes & Sayings
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An excellent plumber is infinitely more admirable than an incompetent philosopher. The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity, and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity, will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.
John Gardner
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The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.
John W Gardner
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Save your tears for the ones that matters, ladies. Share your laughs for the people you meet, that's the way u heal your self.
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I think a lot of ladies get quite scared about people like me, 'rock stars', and it can be hard to meet the right sort of person.
Jay Kay
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Oh, and single guys...I have a feeeeeling a magic mike screening might be the best place to meet some randy ladies!!
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If you hear any noise, it ain't the boys. It's a Ladies Night, ah-ha. Gonna step out Ladies Night,steppin' out Ladies Night.
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My swag hit on ladies unknowingly. Pleased to meet you, it's a pleasure knowing me.
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Let's become little old ladies together- we'll stay up late looking at old pictures, telling "remember when" stories, and laughing till our sides ache. Let's become eccentric together- the kind of old ladies who take long walks, wear silly hats, and get away with acting outrageous in public places. And if anybody should ask how long we've been friends, we'll say, "Oh, forever - since before you were even born!" Let's become little old ladies together because a friendship that's as special as ours can only grow better through the years.
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I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like 'Ladies and Gentlemen.' That'll be a cool name for a kid. 'This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen!' Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please!'
Louis CK
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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
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I'm pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
Christopher Morley
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A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
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If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The 'Ode on a Grecian Urn' is worth any number of old ladies.
William Faulkner
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Ladies, guys will tell you what they will do and don't live up to it. A guys, ladies will say what they do want & won't appreciate it once they get it
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I'd love to learn to cook. I think the ladies like a guy who can cook. Also, there are lots of available ladies at cooking classes. Can you tell I'm single?
Will Estes
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
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Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.
Graham Chapman
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