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Funny Pole Vaulthole Quotes & Sayings
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Yes, I do have a scar on my leg. When I was about 5 my sister and I were playing hide and seek and I hid inside this really tall-enclosed gate. After a while when my sister didn't find me I had to climb up on this sharp pole sticking out from the gate. I slipped and the pole went into my leg. I tried pulling away to get the pole out but it just tore through my whole leg. It's smaller now though because I grew!
Kylie Jenner
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Go miser go, for money sell your soul. Trade wares for wares and trudge from pole to pole, So others may say when you are dead and gone. See what a vast estate he left his son.
John Dryden
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I'm very pleased with being a part of the Bean Pole family. It's a relationship that makes sense to me. I'm very pleased to have my name associated with Bean Pole Jeans.
Wentworth Miller
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As the earth spins through space, a view from above the North Pole would encompass most of the wealth of the world - most of its food, productive machines, doctors, engineers and teachers. A view from the opposite pole would encompass most of the world's poor.
Barry Commoner
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I wonder how people would react if I walked into Sea World with a fishing pole.
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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
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Baby show me some ID, you fine as a mutha'fu..er but you might be 16, And I ain't tryin' to end up in the penitentiary, You gon' be screamin' Daddy take some of that d..k up out of me, When you in the strip club, you work that pole, When you in the bedroom, you work that pole, I ain't choosy baby you could work me fast or you could work me slow, When I be up in the strip club I be tippin', When my rap got the rat Big Hap think I'm trippin', And I'm hood bi... & this just nothin' but good livin', Your baby owes me & I ain't even pi.pin'.
Z-Ro
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I think were going to have a good day today, but we should have a good day every time we come to the racetrack. Thats what we get paid for. I wasnt surprised that Casey won the pole. I think if Sterling had gone out earlier he would have had a real shot to win the pole. Our teams have had some struggles this year. Some of the pain has been self-inflicted, and some of the things we just couldnt help. Itd be great to win here today. In a way, its just another race, but its a big deal to win Daytona and a big deal to win Indy. Really, its a big deal to win anywhere. It pays the same amount of points, but the money is a little bit different.
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I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
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If it's enough money, I'll play the North Pole.
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If you on the pole, play your position. I got enough dough to pay your tuition.
2 Chainz
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I aint superstitious I make all these broads flip my pole.
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True as the needle to the pole, Or as the dial to the sun.
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This time, there's no fu..ing break.
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Man if pole dancers are art, you know how many fu..in artists I know.
Drake
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Cause she make that booty roll. When she comin down the pole.
Robin Thicke
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The pole vault is a very complicated event, there are many things involved.
Sergei Bubka
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Success is as ice cold and lonely as the North Pole.
Vicki Baum
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O, how glorious would it be to set my heel upon the Pole and turn myself 360 degrees in a second!
Joseph Banks
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