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Suggest Revision: Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
 
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Suggest Revision: Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
 
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Suggest Revision: I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
 
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Suggest Revision: A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
 
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Suggest Revision: I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
 
The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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Suggest Revision: The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
 
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Suggest Revision: You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
 
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Suggest Revision: I wonder what Soulja Boy ate for breakfast today...YOOOOUUUUUUUUU , Soulja Boy is a cannibal.
 
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Suggest Revision: A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
 
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