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Funny Police Office Quotes & Sayings
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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
Unknown
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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
Kayla Knight
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Ronnie Barker
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
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Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
Unknown
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
Unknown
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
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Please stop saying 'This is just like The Office' around the office.
Unknown
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
Robert Frost
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The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.
Robert Peel
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The basic mission of Police is to PREVENT crime and disorder. The public are the police and the police are the public, and both share the same responsibility for community safety.
Stephen Covey
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession...
Melchor Lim
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There is no requirement that police stop a person who enters a police station and states that he wishes to confess a crime or a person who calls the police to offer a confession because volunteered statements of any kind are not barred by the 5th Amendment.
Earl Warren
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I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.
Wally Wang
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You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.
Unknown
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You come to work because the office is a resource: The office is a place where you can meet with other people, and the office has libraries of books and information on CD-ROM that might help you with your work.
Jay Chiat
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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If they tell the police, the police will find out she was driving, and her career will be put into hell.
Nicholas Mosley
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