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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.
Nikita Khrushchev
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Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
Will Rogers
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If we meet an honest and intelligent politician, a dozen, a hundred, we say they aren't like politicians at all, and our category of politicians stays unchanged; we know what politicians are like
Randall Jarrell
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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
Robert Orben
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If we meet an honest and intelligent politician, a dozen, a hundred, we say they aren't like politicians at all, and our category of politicians stays unchanged; we know what politicians are like.
Randall Jarrell
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Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly, usually for the same reason.
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Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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The world is wearied of statesmen whom democracy has degraded into politicians
Benjamin Disraeli
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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If people want a sense of purpose they should get it from their archbishop. They should certainly not get it from their politicians.
Harold Macmillan
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Politicians say they're beefing up our economy. Most don't know beef from pork.
Harold Lowman
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The biggest problem was the politicians knew nothing about fighting a war.
R Lee Ermey
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I do not admire politicians; but when they are excellent in their way, one cannot help allowing them their due.
Horace Walpole
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The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.
Andy Rooney
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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
Will Rogers
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It's a pattern. Prices go up, consumers get angry, politicians investigate, nothing changes.
Sean Comey
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Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote.
William E Simon
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The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.
Clare Boothe Luce
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Politicians have the same occupational hazard as generals - focusing on the last battle and overreacting to that.
Ann F Lewis
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