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Suggest Revision: Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here I come!'
  
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Suggest Revision: If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
  
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Suggest Revision: YES, I'm pregnant again. YES, I know what causes it. NO I don't think I've had too many!
  
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Suggest Revision: Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!
  
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Suggest Revision: I'm a Pregasauraus...mess with me and you'll be extinct.
  
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Suggest Revision: Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it...
  
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Suggest Revision: People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
  
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Suggest Revision: The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
  
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Suggest Revision: There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
  
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Suggest Revision: My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
  
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