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Funny Pregnancy Quotes & Sayings
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Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here I come!'
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I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.
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Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.
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Glad to hear your weight gain was due to pregnancy and not depression.
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Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.
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Sorry your freshman 15 turned out to be an unwanted pregnancy.
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I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
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I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.
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Teen pregnancy will be at a all time low due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4.
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There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with.
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Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.
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I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist.
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Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?'
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YES, I'm pregnant again. YES, I know what causes it. NO I don't think I've had too many!
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I'm a Pregasauraus...mess with me and you'll be extinct.
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
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Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it...
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Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
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