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Funny Pregnant Quotes & Sayings
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When I do get pregnant, I highly doubt I'll be one of those women who don't look pregnant from behind, I'll be that chick who looks pregnant from her ankles up!
Katherine Heigl
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I really wish everybody really would stop acting pregnant or doing extra stuff the last time I checked being pregnant was serious.
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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If I had to do it all again I'd still marry you because you were pregnant.
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YES, I'm pregnant again. YES, I know what causes it. NO I don't think I've had too many!
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You know what must suck , being pregnant for the whole nine months then something going wrong during labor and the baby passing away.
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I'm proud of my future wife being pregnant, going to school and still have enough energy to talk to me.
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Girls that lie about being pregnant are dumb as hell. You never know how the boy will react.
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Woke up from a nightmare about being pregnant and having a miscarriage. Most horrifying dream I've had yet...
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Only thing I would love about being pregnant besides the baby is that my boobies grow.
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Congratulations on getting through college without getting pregnant.
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I'm glad I woke up. I always have the shittiest dreams, stuff like being late for everything or being pregnant or painfully dying.
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Best thing about being pregnant...People WANT you to nap and you don't feel guilty or lazy for doing so.
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There was something to me that was really compelling about that woman, already knowing she couldn't get pregnant. When I made that movie I was maybe 24, and to be 24 and already know you can't get pregnant, that was really interesting to me.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
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Being pregnant certainly puts a damper on one's social life.
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Success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were f***ked before you got there.
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Doc just asked a patient, "So besides being pregnant, do you have any other medical problems?" ...didn't realize pregnancy was a "problem."
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Success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times your were f***** before you got there.
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I don't see a point in being pleased about being pregnant before you're 21.
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Being pregnant don't make you wifey.
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