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Funny Preparation Holidays Quotes & Sayings
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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I'm a big believer in the fact that life is about preparation, preparation, preparation.
Johnnie Cochran
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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If all the year were playing holidays, to sport would be as tedious as to work.
William Shakespeare
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The holiest of all holidays are those kept by ourselves in silence and apart; the secret anniversaries of the heart.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Holidays - Have no pity
Eugenio Montale
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Nothing says Holidays, like a cheeze log....
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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Pursue with the right preparation. There is no great achievement that did not require preparation.
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Preparation is the be-all of good trial work. Everything else-felicity of expression, improvisational brilliance-is a satellite around the sun. Thorough preparation is that sun.
Louis Nizer
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May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did.
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To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
Philip Andrew Adams
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May your boss not attend the synagogue you pretend to be going to during the Jewish holidays.
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I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe.
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.
Henry Youngman
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Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
George Carlin
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To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
Philip Andrew Adams
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That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.
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