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Funny Presents Quotes & Sayings
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Let's get real for a moment. The true meaning of Christmas is presents. Nothing else. Presents.
Unknown
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There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Lewis Carroll
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Sorry having lesbian moms means you have to buy two Mother's Day presents.
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Put on your yarmulke, Here comes Hanukkah! So much funukah, To celebrate Hanukkah! Hanukkah is the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
Adam Sandler
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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All I Want For Christmas Is You! LOL jk. I want my presents.
Unknown
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If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
George Ade
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I'm happy with the way everyone presents themselves onstage.
Daisy Berkowitz
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One of the best things in life...wrapping presents for Christmas.
Unknown
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When ye are prepared for a thing, the opportunity to use it presents itself.
Edgar Cayce
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Your children need your presence more than your presents.
Jesse Jackson
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Fullness of joy is found in His presence, not in His presents!
Joyce Meyer
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I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
Victoria Beckham
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Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
Kyle Chandler
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Set up a situation that presents you with something slightly beyond your reach.
Brian Eno
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
Doug Coupland
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The recent past always presents itself as if destroyed by catastrophes.
Theodor Adorno
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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