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Funny Prison Quotes & Sayings
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A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
H L Mencken
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The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
Ryan Ross
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Azkaban - the wizard's prison, Goyle. Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.
Draco Malfoy
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While there is a lower class, I am in it, while there is a criminal element, I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.
Eugene V Debs
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Sixty per cent of people entering prison today are illiterate.
Jeffrey Archer
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The Bible is a window in this prison of hope, through which we look into eternity
John Sullivan Dwight
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Well I certainly have learned and I hope I'm moving on and certainly two years of prison was a terrible punishment.
Jeffrey Archer
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The Federal prison population has increased more than 7-fold over the past 20 years.
Bobby Scott
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The four walls of paper are like a prison because every idea wants to spring out in all directions - everything is connected with everything else, sometimes more than others.
Ted Nelson
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Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.
Richard Lovelace
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I will say that the prison regime is rather a good one for a writer because you have plenty of time to write.
Mary Archer
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I was separated from my wife at the time. A lot of people think I wrote it about prison.
Freddy Fender
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Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.
George Bernard Shaw
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May was young and beautiful, we were legally married, but she was caught in the prison of my skin.
Sammy Davis Jr
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It doesn't help to fight crime to put people in prison who are innocent.
Stephen Breyer
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Casting directors now just see me as the hard-core sniper or prison guard.
Barry Pepper
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I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse.
Valentino Rossi
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Prison make you a better judge of character. You pick up on people much faster.
Suge Knight
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Once we are destined to live out our lives in the prison of our mind, our duty is to furnish it well.
Peter Ustinov
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During my time in prison, I told myself that I wanted to be a part of the solution and not the problem.
Michael Vick
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