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Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
John Hardwick
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They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.
Khloe Kardashian
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I think of my brother just out of prison again. He will have spent ten years of the last 30 in prison.
Daniel Berrigan
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They're not supposed to show prison films in prison. Especially ones that are about escaping.
Steve Buscemi
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In my country we go to prison first and then become President .
Nelson Mandela
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By 1980, when I came out of prison, The Sun did a campaign to stop putting vice girls in prison. We've talked about it ever since and nothing has been done about it.
Cynthia Payne
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The Stanford prison experiment came out of class exercises in which I encouraged students to understand the dynamics of prison life.
Philip Zimbardo
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Why do tests on animals if we have pedophiles in prison.
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The devil had as good have let Paul alone, for he no sooner comes into prison but he falls a preaching, at which the gates of Satan's prison fly open, and poor sinners come forth.
William Gurnall
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What I did, you know, being away from my family, letting so many people down. I let myself down, not being out on the football field, being in a prison bed, in a prison bunk, writing letters home, you know. That wasn't my life.
Michael Vick
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All of us have not been to a natural prison, but everybody in here has had a spiritual prison.
TD Jakes
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The Jello has set the sun has risen today is the day we get out of prison
Unknown
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A true friend is somebody who you call at 3 a.m. and say "I'm in a prison in Mexico" and he replies "No worries, I'll be there in seconds."
Unknown
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Although I wasn't able to get a visa for Vietnam, I was able to talk with swift boat veterans to get a feel for the time and place, and I visited a tropical prison in the Philippines to get a sense of what a Vietnamese prison might have been like.
Tony Hillerman
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The candle burns not for us, but for all those whom we failed to rescue from prison, who were shot on the way to prison, who were tortured, who were kidnapped, who disappeared. That's what the candle is for.
Peter Benenson
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To try to raise a son from inside the prison walls is a very difficult thing. But I want to say to the world my son at 16 was the one who tried the most to get me out of prison.
Jim Bakker
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The percentage of Americans in the prison system, Prison system, has doubled since 1985
Serj Tankian
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I knew how many MPs I had assigned to the brigade, how many military prison operations I would be running, but we needed to evaluate how many criminal prison operations we could support.
Janis Karpinski
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On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because of the overcrowding in prison caused by the Drug War.
Michael Badnarik
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Until the year 1967, it was a crime, for which you could be put in prison, to make homos..ual love to someone in your own house. If they came in and caught you at it, you could be put into prison. This has changed - I'm talking about England, incidentally.
Patrick Macnee
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