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Funny Project Management Management Quotes & Sayings
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Event management is the same as for any project, the project plan needs to include an appropriate change control process.
Brenda Treasure
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Operations keeps the lights on, strategy provides a light at the end of the tunnel, but project management is the train engine that moves the organization forward.
Joy Gumz
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Project management is like juggling three ball, time, cost and quality. Programme management is like a troupe of circus performers standing in a circle, each juggling-three balls and swapping balls from time to time.
Unknown
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Whilst you can practice good project management without EVM, you cannot practice EVM effectively without good project management.
Steve Crowther
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Trying to manage a project without project management is like trying to play a football game without a game plan.
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"Top" management is supposed to be a tree full of owls-hooting when management heads into the wrong part of the forest. I'm still unpersuaded they even know where the forest is.
Robert Townsend
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It's like there was the Union, and then there's the Union Management. In some of the strikes that I covered when I saw the strike starting to break, wasn't necessarily when Management was giving in, more so than when the strikers were at odds with the Union Management.
Richard Grimes
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Running a project without a WBS is like going to a strange land without a roadmap.
Unknown
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Beware the time-driven project with an artificial deadline.
Unknown
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A project without a critical path is like a ship without a rudder.
Unknown
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The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work.
Agha Hasan Abedi
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To get a project off the ground, tell a colleague it was their idea. They will put their heart and soul into making it successful.
Unknown
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Security is always going to be a cat and mouse game because there'll be people out there that are hunting for the zero day award, you have people that don't have configuration management, don't have vulnerability management, don't have patch management.
Kevin Mitnick
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To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
Rick Sutter
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Project managers function as bandleaders who pull together their players each a specialist with individual score and internal rhythm. Under the leader's direction, they all respond to the same beat.
LR Sayles
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People have described me as a management bishop but I say to my critics, Jesus was a management expert too.
George Carey
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Eliminate numerical quotas, including Management by Objectives.
W Edwards Deming
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The budget evolved from a management tool into an obstacle to management.
Charles Edwards
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No business in the world has ever made more money with poorer management.
Bill Terry
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All time management begins with planning.
Tom Greening
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