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Funny Promises To Teacher Quotes & Sayings
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The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one.
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During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I started to teach social science for the sixth grade. I wasn't a teacher, but I had enough college lessons. I was a temporary teacher for somebody who had a crack-up. When I went to that school I already was the fourth teacher. No school on TV is like that one. That was really funny. The teachers, after all, had nervous breakdowns because of the Sixth-graders.
Ed ONeill
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There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
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You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
Jay Mohr
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
Henry Youngman
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Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Minna Thomas Antrim
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I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
Calvin Trillin
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
William Arthur Ward
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
Ritu Ghatourey
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When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had s..?'
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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
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Teacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out?
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Substitute teacher: 'Does your normal teacher let you do that?' Students: 'Yeah...'
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
William Arthur Ward
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The man who promises everything is sure to fulfil nothing, and everyone who promises too much is in danger of using evil means in order to carry out his promises, and is already on the road to perdition.
Carl Jung
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
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A teacher gives, a teacher shares, but most of all a teacher cares.
Ritu Ghatourey
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