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Funny Propose Day Quotes & Sayings
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So tonight I propose one more step that I would rather not propose. I ask the most fortunate among us, those citizens earning over $100,000 per year, for one year, to pay an additional one percent on the income they receive.
Mitch Daniels
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When I propose to my future wife, I'm going to put a ring in a Pokeball, get down on one knee, and say 'I choose you.'
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Everyone just needs ONE day. One day to let go. A day to not worry. One day to be creative. A day to be sad, and a day to be happy. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. Its funny how one day can do so much.
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The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around to propose to her.
Jarod Kintz
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Today is the day to propose a girl. If she accepts, thats your LUCK. Otherwise just tell her its April Fools.
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It's a day for desperate woman to trap themselves a man who clearly doesn't want to get married. If your man wanted to propose he would have done it already. - Declan
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Today is a leap year and women are supposed to pluck up some courage and propose to their man! Guys will be avoiding their woman today.
Unknown
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
Mo Rocca
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May your day be touched with sunshine your heart overflow with love & your soul sing with hope. May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that comes only from happiness. Happy Boss Day!
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
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For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.
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Happy Father's Day to a grandfather I hope to fool into believing I've visited since last Father's Day.
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My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
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