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Funny Puerto Quotes & Sayings
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Now that the there is a path for the people of Puerto Rico to express their self-determination on Puerto Rico's political status, there are some who seek to block that path.
Dick Thornburgh
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I was like the only diverse kid in my high school, and I'm half-Puerto Rican. But yeah, I have a huge family and tons of cousins in Puerto Rico. We actually hung out with them last summer, and it was awesome. But I wish my grandfather had taught my Dad Spanish when he was younger so he could've taught me when I was younger, and sometimes he does, too. It's a shame.
Aubrey Plaza
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If it were, why would I tell you? You are down there in Puerto Rico and you will tell Tito. Are you serious? If I was, you would be the last person to know.
Roy Jones Jr
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We're going to Puerto Rico, where we're gonna close. And we're so excited, we can't see straight.
Chita Rivera
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What was the competition? Well, I remember this Puerto Rican who came out in a short skirt and a gun.
Sarah Vaughan
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He had an outstanding year in Puerto Rico. He's obviously carried that into the 2006 campaign.
Xavi Hernandez
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Yet, individuals and corporations in Puerto Rico pay no federal income tax.
Dick Thornburgh
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Federal program and services outlay in Puerto Rico is approximately $10 billion per year.
Dick Thornburgh
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d..k Dart emerged from the ether during a flight from New York with my wife and children to Puerto Rico.
Peter Straub
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I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian. Name is Phife Dawg from the Zulu nation.
A Tribe Called Quest
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That is why, with optimism instead of fear, all those who want to see Puerto Rico's status resolved should seek the truth about each option, including the upside and the downside of each.
Dick Thornburgh
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It is quite understandable that Puerto Ricans seek to preserve a cultural sense of identity without separating politically from U.S. national sovereignty.
Dick Thornburgh
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If Congress does its job in this regard, the residents of Puerto Rico will be empowered to act in their own self-interest and express their future political status aspirations accordingly.
Dick Thornburgh
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If U.S. national sovereignty continues, it is only as a state that Puerto Rico will have permanent 10th Amendment powers over its non-federal affairs, as well as voting power in Congress.
Dick Thornburgh
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You can find me freaking a Puerto Rican orr down in Panama with the stamina of an athlete. Overlooking the women in Guatemala, Tahiti. They in bikinis Im running them like a track meet.
Ludacris
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We wish to be citizens of the United States or citizens of Puerto Rico. In either case, with all the inherent rights of a natural sovereignty.
John G. Diefenbaker
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I did not feel 'evil' when I wrote advertisements for Puerto Rico. They helped attract industry and tourists to a country which had been living on the edge of starvation for 400 years.
David Ogilvy
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In historical and constitutional terms, the recent political status vote in Puerto Rico was a necessary but obviously not decisive step on the road of self-determination leading to full self-government.
Dick Thornburgh
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I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous land. But with a Puerto Rican father and a Jewish mother, I would probably be better suited as mayor of New York.
Geraldo Rivera
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