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Funny Put Down Makes A Man Quotes & Sayings
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A man wears the pants in a relationship but the woman tells the man which pair to put on.
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I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide...
Mitch Hedberg
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A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
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Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
John Patrick
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Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God makes the animals, man makes himself.
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Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.
Nishan Panwar
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While a rich man cannot have more than 1440 minutes a day, a clever man makes more time by using OPM or Other Peoples Minutes.
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A friend of mine, who will remain nameless,who is a gay man, he actually taught me to put baby powder in my bangs when I get sweaty. It makes them look fabulous, because I get gnarly when I perform.
Lady Gaga
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Im 5'9''. So, my heights an issue. If Im feeling s..y, Ill put on some heelsif that makes me a little taller than you, so be it. You have to be secure enough to stand next to a stallion. For a woman to feel her best, her man has to support her.
Keri Hilson
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Man, I fu..ed your dime and now she's mine. 2 Live Crew, put the pus.. in my palm. She put on a ni... and make a grown man cry. Feeling bullshit, I dont pay you no mind.
Tyga
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We distinguish the excellent man from the common man by saying that the former is the one who makes great demands on himself, and the latter who makes no demands on himself.
Jose Ortega Y Gasset
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Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Benjamin Franklin
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We must cultivate our own garden. When man was put in the garden of Eden he was put there so that he should work, which proves that man was not born to rest.
Voltaire
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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
Michael Levine
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Every time something happened in Mileys career, every time the train went off the track, if you will, Vanity Fair, pole-dancing, whatever scandal it washer people, or as they say in todays news, her handlers, every time theyd put me...Somebodys shooting at Miley! Put the old man up there! Well, I took it, because Im her daddy, and thats what daddies do. Okay, nail me to the cross, Ill take it...All those people around, they used me every time. It became so obvious that, man, no matter what happens, theyre going to put you up there and let you take the bullet.
Billy Ray Cyrus
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If practice makes a man perfect then what perfect practice makes a man?
Vikrant Parsai
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I want to be a Man who makes your bad days better and the one that makes you say my life has changed since I met him.
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
Jason Alexander
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Lord, deliver me from the man who never makes a mistake, and also from the man who makes the same mistake twice.
William J Mayo
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Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.
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