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Funny Put Toilet Seat Down Quotes & Sayings
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Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.
Aaron Eckhart
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I am on my shit I need a pamper on toilet paper on the side for example homey.
Tity Boi
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It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey
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I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
Matthew Broderick
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Toilet brushes got it rough. Mad respect. Do your thing and keep your chin up.
Unknown
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Shittin on you bi...es, now let me flush the toilet and wipe my ass.
Lil Wayne
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful.
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I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.
Archie Bunker
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My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Jessica Hahn
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He who placed me in this seat will keep me here.
Elizabeth I
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When I put on my coat to take out the garbage it didn't want to go!
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
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Whenever I get sad I just imagine a T-Rex trying to put a hat on.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King
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When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston
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France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno
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As far as the consumer is concerned, they think it's a stand-by ticket where you have to sit in the back by the toilet.
Bill Murray
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
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