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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
Douglas Adams
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Raising right question is awakening; getting its answer is stimulating; But, nothing better than the best is finding the right answer to the right question.
Anuj Somany
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Far better an approximate answer to the right question, which is often vague, than the exact answer to the wrong question, which can always be made precise.
John Tukey
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The question of whether there exists a supernatural creator, a God, is one of the most important that we have to answer. I think that it is a scientific question. My answer is no.
Richard Dawkins
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
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If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question.
Unknown
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The great question...which I have not been able to answer... is, "What...does a woman want?"
Unknown
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s.. isn't the answer. s.. is the question, yes is the answer.
AJ McLean
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Suicide may also be regarded as an experiment -- a question which man puts to Nature, trying to force her to answer. The question is this: What change will death produce in a man's existence and in his insight into the nature of things? It is a clumsy experiment to make; for it involves the destruction of the very consciousness which puts the question and awaits the answer.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
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Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.
Mike Judge
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
Douglas Adams
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You can find the answer, the solution lies within the problem, the answer is in every question. Dig it?
Funkadelic
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An approximate answer to the right question is worth far more than a precise answer to the wrong one.
John Tuley
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We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself.
Lloyd Alexander
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
George Bernard Shaw
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All I ever promised was that I was sure I could develop a new pharmacological agent which might answer a physiological question. Any utility would be implicit in that answer.
James W Black
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By asking a novel question that you don't know the answer to, you discover whether you can formulate a way of finding the answer, and you stretch your own mind, and very often you learn something new.
Walter Gilbert
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It is not enough for me to ask question; I want to know how to answer the one question that seems to encompass everything I face: What am I here for?
Abraham Joshua Heschel
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I don't know the question, but s.. is definitely the answer.
Woody Allen
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