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Funny Quit My Job Quotes & Sayings
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We feel that your job performance would improve greatly if you just quit doing your job.
Unknown
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I quit my job just to quit. I didn't quit my job to write fiction. I just didn't want to work anymore.
Don DeLillo
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I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job.
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.
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My last real job was selling air time for CBS affiliates. I quit that when I was 28, and that was the last real job I had. I beat the system. I've been able to do this full-time for almost 15 years.
James Denton
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If you live long enough, you'll make mistakes. But if you learn from them, you'll be a better person. It's how you handle adversity, not how it affects you. The main thing is never quit, never quit, never quit.
William J Clinton
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I wasnt expecting to quit my job after Knocked Up. I wasnt expecting to quit anything. Im the kind of guy that was happy with one line in a show. I was making my money elsewhere. I didnt need the money at that time. Now Im working, Im doing acting full-time, and I do need the money.
Ken Jeong
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Before you QUIT ask yourself if you've done everything you can to make it work. If not, it's time to Fight Harder not Quit.
Sonya Parker
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Its so cold outside, I almost called my job and quit, just so I wouldn't have to come in.
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I quit my job, and went ashore to become a writer.
Theodore Sturgeon
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If you live long enough, you'll make mistakes. But if you learn from them, you'll be a better person. It's how you handle adversity, not how it affects you. The main thing is never quit, never quit, never quit.
Kemis Khan
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I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.
Andy Samberg
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As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
Seth Rogen
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The guys have told me not to quit my day job.
Garth Brooks
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If I did not believe God healed, I'd quit tomorrow and go get a job.
Benny Hinn
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If yo job aint ballin hard, then you need to quit.
Young Jeezy
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You can never quit. Winner never quit, and quitters never win.
Ted Turner
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One day, I'll quit a job. Purchase a ticket, and never come back. Just do what I want to do. Be happy.
Unknown
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A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.
Zig Ziglar
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