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Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was handsome I would have exactly one dollar...Thanks mom!!!!
 
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Suggest Revision: Whenever I get sad I just imagine a T-Rex trying to put a hat on.
 
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Suggest Revision: Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas...WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!
 
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Suggest Revision: I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!
 
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Suggest Revision: Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja!
 
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Suggest Revision: I wish I had parents like Dora. They let that bitch go everywhere.
 
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Suggest Revision: The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
 
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Suggest Revision: 'Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies!' That's how you cuss a kid out.
 
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Suggest Revision: I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy.
 
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