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Funny Raccoonl A Quotes, Quotations & Sayings 2019

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ladywolfxs

Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

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If women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.	109 up, 17 down

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pr1nceshawn

If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.

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sweetsorrow978

It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.

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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

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sarahlove585

Dear Men, If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month. Sincerely, Women.

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The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.

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I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie.

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I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness.

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