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Funny Rainy Day Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
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Lebron: I'm proposing to my girl. Kobe: With what?
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Taxes are the way the government has of artificially inducing the rainy day everybody has been saving for.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid...
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
Tommy Cooper
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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