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Suggest Revision: February 13 should be international condom day.
 
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Suggest Revision: A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.
 
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Suggest Revision: Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
 
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Suggest Revision: Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
 
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Suggest Revision: Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
 
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Suggest Revision: Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
 
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Suggest Revision: Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!
 
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Suggest Revision: I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
 
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Suggest Revision: It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
 
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