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Suggest Revision: Never play leap frog with a unicorn ...
 
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Suggest Revision: I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
 
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Suggest Revision: I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
 
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Suggest Revision: The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
 
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Suggest Revision: No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
 
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Suggest Revision: When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
 
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