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Any one who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. For, as has been pointed out several times, there is no such thing as a random number, there are only methods to produce random numbers, and a strict arithmetic procedure of course is not such a method.
John Von Neumann
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Random acts of kindness are not random. They are actions of people holding themselves to a higher standard.
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I wanna spend one whole day doing random acts of kindness for random people and asking for nothing in return.
Unknown
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Two things I love about our new home: random hot air balloons and lots of live music in the most random places!
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O! many a shaft, at random sent, Finds mark the archer little meant! And many a word, at random spoken, May soothe or wound a heart that's broken!
Walter Scott
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Never play leap frog with a unicorn ...
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W C Fields
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
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Even scientific knowledge, if there is anything to it, is not a random observation of random objects; for the critical objectivity of significant knowledge is attained as a practice only philosophically in inner action.
Karl Jaspers
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It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Rami Belson
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I just heard a very funny story about somebody who died yesterday, I'm sorry to say so but it was so absurd that you can't help laughing. And the person that was concerned about that story was laughing too.
Sophie Marceau
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
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There's a story everywhere. Being bored to death someplace is basically a funny proposition. What you have to watch out for is you don't write a boring story about a boring place.
Tim Cahill
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I think we've broken story after story that the rest of the media refused to break even when they had the story because they were scared of the story, or they just didn't think it was appropriate.
David Talbot
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And in reality, I don't think it's a real documentary. It's more a story of her life. It's a story of survival. It's a story of the time in which she lived. The story of success and failure.
Maximilian Schell
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I start with the story, almost in the old campfire sense, and the story leads to both the characters, which actors should best be cast in this story, and the language. The choice of words, more than anything else, creates the feeling that the story gives off.
Donald E Westlake
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I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
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