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Funny Re Quotes, Quotations & Sayings 2019

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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.

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If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...	574 up, 135 down

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sweetsorrow978

It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.

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borislavabogdanova

Weird people are funny. If you're just completely normal, you're boring. So I so much prefer weird people to boring people.

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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

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We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

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You're only as good as your last haircut.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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Monday, December 9

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