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Funny Re Weight By Irma Bombeck Quotes & Sayings
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Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Erma Bombeck
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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
Erma Bombeck
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Most of things in life are easy to lose, and hard to gain. Unfortunately, this isn't in the case for weight...
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If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be SO skinny!
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There is a big age gap between my sisters Janice and Irma and myself so I didn't know them that well when I was younger although they have been very supportive in later life.
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Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Erma Bombeck
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriendand he's a priest.
Erma Bombeck
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I am not a glutton, I am an explorer of food
Erma Bombeck
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It saddens me every day when people come up and say, 'OK, how did you lose that weight?' I can't speak about it because I am not an authority on weight loss. I am just not. I am not challenged with a medical situation that's weight-related and that I need to pay attention to.
Renee Zellweger
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck
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Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
Erma Bombeck
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck
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Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
Erma Bombeck
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I've often heard people talk about 'Walking a mile in my sho...' If the sho.. you are wearing are feeling heavy today, its probably due to the weight upon your shoulders. That weight might be about someone else you are carrying, or the weight of your own head filled with thoughts.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
Erma Bombeck
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck
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Its not as simple as it seems. You shift the weight from high above your head, in your right arm, then your left, then rest it on your shoulders, adding more weight to your back, then your legs. You get a full-body workout just by finding out how many positions you can manage without having to set the weight on the ground. You also discover the stronger and weaker spots in your physique.
Matthew McConaughey
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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