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Funny Real Men Quotes & Sayings
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Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.
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Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no place like home.
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Real girls stay. ho.. come and go. Little boys play around. Real men settle down.
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Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.
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Real men DON'T assume everything's ok with their woman, they communicate with her making 100% sure everything's ok.
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Real men don't lie, cheat or steal. They don't lie around waiting for something to happen to them, they look for fixable problems. They help those in need. Real men do make the world a better place.
Josh Lund
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Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women, because they are too busy loving the one they have.
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
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Real men don't hit their girlfriends.
Rach Purdue
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Real men are real friends, showing their real commitment.
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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Oscar Wilde
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No man should ever make eye contact with another man while eating a banana or lollipop...
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Real men like classy women, so don't expect to attract a real man if you dress, act and talk like a whor..!
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Real men and women stay faithful. They don't have time to look for others because they're too busy looking for new ways to love their own.
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Endangered Species: beautiful AND intelligent women.
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All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
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