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Funny Relative Quotes & Sayings
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Of course, relative citation frequencies are no measure of relative importance. Who has not aspired to write a paper so fundamental that very soon it is known to everyone and cited by no one?
Abraham Pais
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Grades are almost completely relative, in effect ranking students relative to others in their class. Thus extra achievement by one student not only raises his position, but in effect lowers the position of others.
James S Coleman
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Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Unknown
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That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.
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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Jack Handey
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Where there's a will - there's a relative!
Ricky Gervais
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Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative.
William S Burroughs
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Virtue is relative to the actions and ages of each of us in all that we do.
Plato
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We who are interested in relative truth have to keep digging for it and not let ourselves be sucked under.
Holly Near
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The wise man is he who knows the relative value of things.
Dean Inge
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A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
George Ade
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Concentrate your strengths against your competitor's relative weaknesses.
Paul Gauguin
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If a man's character is to be abused there's nobody like a relative to do the business.
Alexander Pope
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Everywhere I go people come up to me, they mob me, anyone who has MS or has a relative with MS, they come up and hug and cry.
Ann Romney
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Wealth after all is a relative thing since he that has little and wants less is richer than he that has much and wants more.
Charles Caleb Colton
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I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.
Cesar Romero
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Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage.
Ray Bradbury
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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