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Funny Resolutions Quotes & Sayings
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop that in 2012.
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Mark Twain
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I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year.
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This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions.
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This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise. Make resolutions that you can actually follow.
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I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.
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Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
Eric Zorn
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New Year resolutions are not by force but they help us forge on better, help us avoid the mistakes which tried to hold us back in the past.
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New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about a month and then go back to their old habits.
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People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them.
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Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures to choose from.
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New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.
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I really don't believe in New Year Resolutions, although I do agree with the positivity they bring.
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I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
Anais Nin
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
Joey Adams
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People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will you do to others next year?
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I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot of money. 2. Roll in aforementioned money.
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Don't change because a new year is coming up but change for your own personal growth no matter what resolutions you make, they start with you.
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