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Funny Restaurant Menus Quotes & Sayings
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I was hired as a sous-chef at a restaurant on the Upper East Side. The chef liked to drink, some mornings we would find him sleeping. Two weeks after its opening, I became the chef. I was 20 years old, and way over my head. I had to hire the cooks and do the menus.
Bobby Flay
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I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
Ralph Wiggum
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I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
Ralph Wiggum
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I'm lucky that my restaurant partners are my wife Liz and Doug Petkovic. We opened our first restaurant over 15 years ago. And we didn't open up our second restaurant for almost ten years. So that gave us a good foundation of employees.
Michael Symon
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Well, I got people that help me with the restaurant. I don't have to be at the restaurant 24 hours a day.
Mickey Gilley
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Domino's Pizza: 'Now made with real cheese!' Me: What the fu.. did you use before!?
Unknown
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright
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You think you want to be famous. Then you see twenty or thirty people with cameras running after somebody coming out of a restaurant. And you say, That might be fun for a night. The idea is to be just famous enough that when you walk into a restaurant, the maitred' says, Oh, I have a nice table.
Fred Willard
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Howard Hughes himself was a regular at the restaurant, and in a way it became his headquarters, too. Howard had recently relocated to Las Vegas, so when he wanted to do business in Los Angeles, he went into the back of our restaurant to use the telephone.
Esther Williams
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I hate menus, I hate choosing food. I just want to be brought. Bring me dinner!
Hugh Laurie
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Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to die!"
Mahesh Shroff
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.
Lynda Montgomery
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize: Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner.
Lynda Montgomery
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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.
Lynda Montgomery
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Welcome to the Karma Cafe. There are no menus. You get served what you deserve.
Unknown
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The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, Could I get you your check? and we answered, How about the menu first?
Erma Bombeck
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For Grandparents Day, I'd like to take you to a nice restaurant that you can plunder for Sweet 'N Low packets.
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Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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