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Funny Retirement Speechirement Speech Quotes & Sayings
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The money is no better in retirement but the hours are!
Unknown
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Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.
Charles Baxter
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Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Gene Perret
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He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.
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Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over.
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Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does.
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My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.
Patty Doyle
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There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.
Catherine Pulsifer
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.
Unknown
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Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Dr Laurence J Peter
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Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Dr Laurence J Peter
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The fountain is my speech. The tulips are my speech. The grass and trees are my speech.
George T Delacorte
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Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, and speech is truth.
Sir Walter Scott
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Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that that their day will be filled with jerks, brainless and endless meetings, jerks, vendor lunches where you hold your breath just waiting for the sales pitch until you regurgitate your pasta, more jerks and the eventual company reorganization of the section that was just reorganized last month!
Bill Kalmar
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MY GRADUATION SPEECH: 'I hate all you f*ckers, I'm out.'
Unknown
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If a university official's letter accusing a speaker of having a proclivity to commit speech crimes before she's given the speech - which then leads to Facebook postings demanding that Ann Coulter be hurt, a massive riot and a police-ordered cancellation of the speech - is not hate speech, then there is no such thing as hate speech.
Ann Coulter
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The Princess's so-called 'time and space speech' at the end of '93 about a year after the formal separation, looking back on it it's called her retirement from public life but we've seen in fact it's nothing of the kind.
Anthony Holden
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
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