TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Robber Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Robber" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Poverty
Theft
Funny
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Ghetto
Gangsta
Thug
Love
Friendship
Inflation
Praise
Money
Crime
Humor
Silly
Show more
Witty
Clothes
Funny Workout
Funny Lazy
Funny New Year
Funny New Years Resolution
Fitness Jokes
Funny
Facebook
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Short
Jokes
Dieting
Fitness
Being Laziy
Body
Laziness
Christmas
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
Facebook Haha Funny Thoughts Secrets Hate Love
Christmas
Funny Facebook Status
Sarcastic Christmas
Christmas Humor
New Year Funny
Long
Law School
QUOTES
An ignorant person with a bad character is like an unarmed robber, but a learned person with a blog is a robber fully armed.
Mickey Kaus
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
All my life I wanted to be a bank robber. Carry a gun and wear a mask. Now that it's happened I guess I'm just about the best bank robber they ever had. And I sure am happy.
John Dillinger
6 Likes
A man who has nothing can whistle in a robber's face
Juvenal
2 Likes
I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.
Dan Quayle
1 Likes
A man who has nothing can whistle in a robber's face
Juvenal
2 Likes
Poverty quotes
Theft quotes
Sponsored Links
A man who has nothing can whistle in a robber's face
Juvenal
3 Likes
Poverty quotes
Theft quotes
Oh, Pooh! I'm so glad you're not a low-down, no-good, lousy train robber!
Piglet
2 Likes
Time! Joyless emblem of the greed of millions, robber of the best which earth can give.
Amy Lowell
1 Likes
There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time.
Napoleon Bonaparte
3 Likes
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
565 Likes
Funny quotes
Feelings quotes
Being Hurt quotes
Broken Promises quotes
Being Disappointed quotes
People Change quotes
Sponsored Links
A dyslexic robber runs into a bank and screams, Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fu.. up!!
Unknown
76 Likes
Ghetto quotes
Gangsta quotes
Thug quotes
These can never be true friends: Hope, dice, a prostitute, a robber, a cheat, a goldsmith, a monkey, a doctor, a distiller.
Indian Proverb
77 Likes
Love quotes
Friendship quotes
Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man.
Ronald Reagan
0 Likes
Inflation quotes
Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man.
Ronald Reagan
30 Likes
Inflation quotes
The right of a nation to kill a tyrant in case of necessity can no more be doubted than to hang a robber, or kill a flea.
John Adams
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
thing is sober just in case I gotta dive in shark water lady killer, heart robber, stick em quite and leave them out released and I am peaced is like a siameze, gone.
Pac Div
1 Likes
He that applauds him who does not deserve praise, is endeavoring to deceive the public; he that hisses in malice or sport, is an oppressor and a robber
Samuel Johnson
0 Likes
Praise quotes
A bank robber in Los Angeles told the clerk not to give him cash, but to deposit the money in his checking account.
Bill Bryson
6 Likes
Money quotes
You ever been on the other end of a robber's revolver? Not me, call me Lucky Nas Castellana or been shot in the medulla oblongata and survived? And praise God with a bullet I never collided.
Nas
28 Likes
We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that armed robbery is okay as long as nobody gets hurt! The proper solution to armed robbery is a dead robber, on the scene.
Jeff Cooper
11 Likes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 25
Bad Breakup
Best Friend
Broken Heart
Bullying
Circumstances
Creativity
Determinism
Dumb
I Love You
Inspiring
Life
Mother
Oppression
Right
Self Happiness
Wedding Thank You
Wisdom
Wonder
World
Youth
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™