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Funny Robert Pattinson Quotes & Sayings
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Robert Pattinson must be the only guy in the world who enjoys his girlfriend being on her period.
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Its funny now, like trying to socialize with people. Theres this cautiousness about people which I just find really weird.
Robert Pattinson
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I can't imagine being as famous as he is and what that must be like, It must be insane.
Robert Pattinson
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My home consists of three suitcases which I live out of. Everything is in there.
Robert Pattinson
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Christoph Waltz is stunning, an insanely nice guy. He is not only a ridiculously good actor, he is also really funny, helpful, and a good colleague. I like his work ethic. I mean, the guy has won an Oscar and despite that he is receptive, open-minded, and not the least bit snooty. And Reese Witherspoon is the same. It may be the nicest cast that I have worked with yet, a really great experience.
Robert Pattinson
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I definitely want to record an album, direct a film and start my own religion.
Robert Pattinson
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I think Robert Pattinson handled himself very well in all of this craziness but I don't think there is any specific way to prepare yourself, you have just got to deal with it all as it comes.
Taylor Lautner
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I would love to have Edward with really short hair. Its such a relief not having a big animal on my head most of the time.
Robert Pattinson
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Its funny because Im playing a dad in some scenes in Breaking Dawn and Im portraying one in a movie Im doing now as well. Im terrified about doing it. I dont know what Im going to do when it comes to those scenes. Ive been complaining so much about having the makeup on and contact lenses. Kristen [Stewart] is like, Youre so pathetic. You have to just get over it. Why cant you just get used to it? Now, since Kristen has to wear contact lens, too, I can finally be like, You will know what its like. Youre going to be in constant aggravation the whole time. Which is great.
Robert Pattinson
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Something about kneeling down, because I had to kneel down so much in the Twilight movies and it always looks really awkward. Ive actually got quite long thighs and it doesnt work.
Robert Pattinson
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I love Twilight. I'm obsessed. Obsessed. I cannot go to sleep without reading. It's so funny because I saw the movie before I started reading them and I thought it was a great movie but I wasn't blown away by how hot Edward was, but now every time I see him on a magazine I'm like, 'AH! I have to get it!' I have to read what Robert Pattinson is doing! Because I'm obsessed with the book...beyond obsessed, probably. I'm gonna be the one in line 30 years from now at a Twilight convention with my fangs on.
Julianne Hough
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I think any girl would throw me under a bus to be within five feet of Robert Pattinson. I actually think he's an attractive guy. And I watched most of 'Twilight,' and I think he was really intriguing.
Paul Wesley
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I dont know whats wrong with me. My brain doesnt work anymore. I havent any memory. I cant write. All I can do is sign my name.
Robert Pattinson
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Already from the time that I was 18 they [Robs two sisters] explained to me: if you hadnt started styling your hair with gel, then you still would have always been one of these plain, boring people.
Robert Pattinson
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I do bear some similarities in the sense that Im not good at romance. I also think I lack basic finesse when it comes to women. I give up too easily even if Im very attracted to someone.
Robert Pattinson
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Kristen is very focused on being an actress. I mean, thats what she is shes an actress. Whereas I I just dont really know.
Robert Pattinson
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I believe rather, that everyone has s.. before marriage then and now. I also dont believe that girls must respect themselves or that boys only want the one. If you behave like a gentleman, because chastity really suits you, okay. But if you take it for the newest fad in the dating world, then its rather off the mark.
Robert Pattinson
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I just kept telling everyone why I needed to take my shirt off in a scene, and everyone else had to think of reasons why I shouldnt. No, I dont think so, Edward is much more chaste than that. Then Id say, No, seriously, I would like to wear a really tight tank top and have my belly come out of the bottom. And have some sweat on it, too.
Robert Pattinson
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Its weird, I think Ive become a little less mal-coordinated in the last couple of years. Im doing Water for Elephants now which theres quite a few active bits where Im pulling around horses and stuff. Im just like when was I suddenly becoming capable, because I definitely wasnt.
Robert Pattinson
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I guess I am quite shy and I also like to do things where I have a little time to think about what Im saying first. Im not very good at thinking before I open my mouth to speak. It has been known to get me in to trouble.
Robert Pattinson
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