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Suggest Revision: Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
 
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Suggest Revision: But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
 
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Suggest Revision: Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!
 
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Suggest Revision: I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
 
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Suggest Revision: I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
 
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Suggest Revision: I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
 
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Suggest Revision: I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
 
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