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Suggest Revision: I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
 
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Suggest Revision: Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm going to go out a winner if I have to find a high school race to win my last race.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a board and knock me down, because that means I didnt run hard enough.
 
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Suggest Revision: We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
 
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Suggest Revision: I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
 
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