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Funny Sales Pitchhole Quotes & Sayings
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Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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Under no circumstances should we now ease our restrictions on arms sales to Iran. Such a policy reversal would be seen as inexplicably inconsistent by those nations whom we have urged to refrain from such sales, and would likely lead to increased arms sales by them and a possible alteration of the strategic balance in favor of Iran while (the Ayatollah) Khomeini is still the controlling influence.
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Well all the big companies are really panicked by the internet thing and all that, and sales went down, although sales have gone up again in this country a bit and also the big companies, because they're so big, they need big sales really so they're not really interested.
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In sales, a referral is the key to the door of resistance.
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Advertising is legalized lying.
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
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The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.
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I get super paranoid whenever I walk into a store with something that they sell there...
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I never tell one client that I cannot attend his sales convention because I have a previous engagement with another client; successful polygamy depends upon pretending to each spouse that she is the only pebble on your beach.
David Ogilvy
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Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman - not the attitude of the prospect.
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Sales may lead to advertising as much as advertising leads to sales.
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Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!
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If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'
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If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, dont knock it.
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You cant put a price tag on love. But if you could, Id wait for it to go on sale
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Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down.
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Relationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its just a bunch of crap you don't need.
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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