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Funny Salt Quotes & Sayings
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I've always had a mad addiction to salt. I've been known to pick the salt off of pretzels and eat it!
Hayden Panettiere
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I've always had a mad addiction to salt. I've been known to pick the salt off of pretzels and eat it!
Hayden Panettiere
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Nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if it is the salt of the earth.
Rebecca West
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Salt is a preservative. It really holds flavor. For example, if you chop up some fresh herbs, or even just garlic, the salt will extract the moisture and preserve the flavor.
Sally Schneider
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It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
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take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
Unknown
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Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed.
Buddha
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I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
Eric Sykes
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because she wants to have dinner with Steve. Steve: Hilary, could you pass the salt? Stan: (Holding gun to her head) Pass him the salt.
American Dad
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Where would we be without salt?
James Beard
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I take everything with a grain of salt.
Hope Solo
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Business is the salt of life.
Voltaire
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There is such a thing as too much salt. I'm just sayin'.
Taissa Farmiga
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Take bitterness with a pinch of salt.
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A day without an argument is like an egg without salt.
Angela Carter
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The salt of any interesting civilization is mixture.
Antonio Tabucchi
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Let there be work, bread, water and salt for all.
Nelson Mandela
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Any journalist worth his or her salt wouldn't trust me.
Joey Skaggs
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I think any actor worth their salt wants to show as much versatility as they possibly can.
Daniel Radcliffe
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