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Funny Santa On Beach Quotes & Sayings
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
Rick Sutter
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The beach is a great place to relieve the soul-crushing stress you build up in the traffic going to the beach.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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My favorite Facebook public offerings are still your beach photos.
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Please join me at the beach to help detract attention from my body abnormalities.
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Let's go spend a day at the beach checking our email.
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I like long walks on the beach if that's where we're going to have s...
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Let's drink on the beach until we're no longer ashamed to show our bodies on the beach.
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May the inherent stress and peril of unfolding a beach chair not sabotage your plans to relax this summer.
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Seeing beach residents refuse to evacuate makes me feel better about the array of terrible decisions I've made this year.
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If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to open a beach.
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I saw a man at the beach screaming, 'Help, shark, help!' I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.
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How do people look so hot at the beach with their wet hair and their wet bodies and I just look like a real f*cked up piece of seaweed...
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Let's discuss where to put a beach chair instead of where to put a mosque.
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
Bob Phillips
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Bill Brasky
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I brought sand to the beach cause my beach is better. You can keep ya beach cause that beach whatever.
Jay Z
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A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"
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One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
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