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Suggest Revision: I hate people who say 'Age is just a number'...Age is clearly a word.
 
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Suggest Revision: They say REVENGE is a dish best served cold. They also say REVENGE is sweet. This means, basically REVENGE is ICE-CREAM.
 
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Suggest Revision: Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down.
 
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Suggest Revision: Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.
 
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Suggest Revision: That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
 
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Suggest Revision: The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
 
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Suggest Revision: I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
 
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Suggest Revision: Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
 
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Suggest Revision: Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
 
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