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Funny Sarcastic Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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Learn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control!
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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The awkward moment when you actually have to tell someone that you're being sarcastic.
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You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
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Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
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I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
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That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
Homer Simpson
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Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
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Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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