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Funny Sarcastic Facebook Statusgoogle Quotes & Sayings
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
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Sometimes on Facebook, I feel like I'm just talking to a wall.
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Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come...
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Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else's status.
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So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me...on Facebook.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window.
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I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
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