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Suggest Revision: I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
 
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Suggest Revision: I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.
 
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Suggest Revision: I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit.
 
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Suggest Revision: Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.
 
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Suggest Revision: The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
 
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Suggest Revision: I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
 
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Suggest Revision: Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
 
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Suggest Revision: Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
 
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