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Funny Schhol 1st Day Quotes & Sayings
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We heavy off into this game. True to the 1st just call me that pro slang. Them nickels and dimes and 20's and 50's. The 1st be the day for the dopeman.
Layzie Bone
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And now the momentous day, a day to be forever remembered in the annals of the country, arrived. Early in the morning on the 1st of July the conflict began.
Edward Everett
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Little more weed, 1st class seats. 1st class ho.., we on south beach.
Wale
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Income tax filing and payment day should be moved from April 15th to November 1st so it can be close to election day. People ought to have their tax bills fresh in mind as they go to vote.
Steven G Calabresi
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Everyone just needs ONE day. One day to let go. A day to not worry. One day to be creative. A day to be sad, and a day to be happy. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. Its funny how one day can do so much.
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Happy April 1st everyone! May your day be filled with obnoxious practical jokes.
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I gotta get paid on the 1st, gotta blaze up my spliff. Get live with the Bone Thugs, Poetic Hustlers in the graveyard shift On the 1st...
Layzie Bone
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On the 1st day of December, 1830, I was confirmed, and in accordance with the word of the Lord I was ordained an Elder under the hands of the Prophet.
Orson Pratt
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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You could just change your birthday to April 1st, watch everyone write happy birthday on your Facebook wall, and at the end of the day make your status say, 'April Fools!'
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1st time being cheated on that I know of. Worst day of my life.
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1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.
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Hey my ni... we havin' a wonderful day and I won't fu.. with me. Why? 'Cause it's the 1st of the month and now we smokin', chokin', rollin' blunts and sippin' on 40 ounces thuggin' come come we got the blessed rum.
Krayzie Bone
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Happy Friday! Focus where you want to go today and then set everything to go there. The 1st hour of the entire day counts!
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Some people may think that we hate Korn and Limp Bizkit, but that's not entirely true, we just hate Korn's 3rd album and Limp Bizkit's 2nd album. Their 1st albums, however, did greatly influence us. We do like Korn's album Issues, some of it does sound like the 1st one, but they still could have perfected it. We've never met either of them, but we'd like to.
Joey Jordison
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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