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Suggest Revision: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up, walk over or around it, and carry on.
 
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Suggest Revision: You cant fight in here, this is the War Room!
 
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Suggest Revision: Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but thats not why we do it.
 
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Suggest Revision: If all the atoms in the universe were transformed into breasts, there would still not be enough breasts.
 
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Suggest Revision: On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: lets see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.
 
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Suggest Revision: The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
 
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Suggest Revision: Tivo. Get Tivo. Tivo is great. I love my Tivo. Effortless timeshifting and commercial zipping. I love my Tivo. Tivo is great. Get Tivo. Tivo.
 
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Suggest Revision: Tivo. Get Tivo. Tivo is great. I love my Tivo. Effortless timeshifting and commercial zipping. I love my Tivo. Tivo is great. Get Tivo. Tivo.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing....
 
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Suggest Revision: You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.
 
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