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Suggest Revision: The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
 
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Suggest Revision: The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.
 
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Suggest Revision: Life's too short for chess.
 
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Suggest Revision: I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me.
 
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Suggest Revision: Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour.
 
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Suggest Revision: Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
 
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Suggest Revision: A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
 
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Suggest Revision: In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest.
 
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