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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
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It is true that short forms of poetry have been cultivated in the Far East more than in modern Europe; but in all European literature short forms of poetry are to be found - indeed quite as short as anything in Japanese.
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Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
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In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
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Well, since 'double-0's' have a short life expectancy, your mistake will be short-lived.
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Life's too short-- too short to live it as a bad person.
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I'm used to short distances and short bursts of energy; it was just fastest.
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I was told I would never make it because I'm too short. Well, I'm still too short. It doesn't matter what your height is, it's what's in your heart.
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Straight to the money, no short cuts. Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus.
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They say anything can happen in a short series. I just didn't expect it to be that short.
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The first writing I did was short short stories for a newspaper syndicate for which I was paid five dollars a piece on publication.
Theodore Sturgeon
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Lifes too short to put up with people who dont give a fu.. about me.
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Life's too short to hate people, life's too short to be arguing all the time, life's too short to be ignoring people.
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When I started out in the early 1930s, there were a great many magazines that published short stories. Unfortunately, the short-story market has dwindled to almost nothing.
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I was going to shave it. It went in two parts. I got a bob first but it kept falling all over my face. Then it was off, short. The main reason it was long was because my mother cut it short when I was little and I was trying to make up for that.
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I like pre mixed coke and sushi. Im obsessed with op shopping. I take a lot of photos. Im short. Very short. I love my life.
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On the other hand, now that I'm not dependent on fiction for my income, I've been writing more short stories despite the fact that there's no real paying market for short horror other than Cemetery Dance.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Fresh outfit boy, came to shut it down. And it's only gon be worn once, like a wedding gown. Somebody tell the town Short Dawgs in the annex. Pistol on my hip and I pop it like Xanex.
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