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Suggest Revision: Dear gay men, Please stop being so much kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men. Its quite depressing. Sincerely, all single women.
 
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Suggest Revision: It is only poverty that makes celibacy contemptible. A single woman of good fortune is always respectable.
 
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Suggest Revision: Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck
 
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Suggest Revision: My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
 
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Suggest Revision: Woman Law: My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
 
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Suggest Revision: Married women are just as capable of misery as singles, and single women are just as capable of happiness as married women. Both are capable of feeling loneliness and boredom and the weight of dependence.
 
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Suggest Revision: When you are single, everything in your house is yours.
 
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Suggest Revision: When you are single you don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places.
 
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Suggest Revision: When you are single and you buy something yummy, you don't have to buy twice as much.
 
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